I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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