It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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