i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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