youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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