two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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