i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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