Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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