I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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