Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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