my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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