I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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