You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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