We won't sleep together?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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