Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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