are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
No subtext here. People are naked.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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