dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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