i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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