I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
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After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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