went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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