we made out on top of his cat.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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