Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
