i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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