we made out on top of his cat.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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