new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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