that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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