Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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