I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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