Dual....:-)
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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