hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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