scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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