OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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