I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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