Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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