I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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