she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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