Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
jump out the window naked night went bad
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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