The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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