then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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