But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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