I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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