i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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