Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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