I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You did what with his pubic hair?
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