If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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