I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I CAN MOONWALK!
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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