This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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