some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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