Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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