my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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