I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
