Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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