Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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