Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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