fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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