is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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